New listing: a million dollar fixer-upper in Sydney
Got a spare million to buy your first place? Check out this shithole that's just gone on the market in Newtown, Sydney.
We spoke to the agent, Damien West from McGrath, Newtown, who says it's been with the one owner for 46 year. 'No one has lived in it for a decade. It does need a lot of work,' he adds. You think, Damien?
'How it’s in this condition I don’t know,' Damien says. The vendor lives in Taree in New South Wales and apparently hasn't been able to manage the property because he doesn't live in Sydney. Um, righto. On the upside, Damien says there's 'no sign of vermin...'
Despite the fact that it's full of junk, Damien believes there'll be a lot of interest. But the price paid will come down to the 'level of involvement' someone's willing to put in.
It'll be open for inspection this Saturday, but eager buyers should note: there's no entry for kids under the age of 16 and no open toe shoes are to be worn.
Jesus, mates. This really is rock bottom.